For the Occasion of My Sister's Wedding

[pruclearwar]

I spent $80 on makeup today. I have never spent that much money on makeup before. I have never spent more than $20 on makeup, at any given time. This should be a good indication of how I've been feeling lately.

Anyway, I took my make up home and promptly did my best to apply it.

I cannot describe to you how badly I failed.

But I did learn from it. I learned that I'm far happier with my appearance when I am not wearing makeup.

I only wish it hadn't taken $80 to discover this.